want france to like us? elect john kerry!
What is so hysterical about this translation of a Le Monde (Al Jazzera on the Seine) article is that this guy is serious. He really thinks that there is a substantial part of the American electorate that really gives a flying fuck what the fucking traitorous frogs want. You know what I want? A mushroom cloud over Paris. That might get their fucking attention.

In our interdependent and already multipolar world, the two main axes being wielded by Mr. Bush (as opposed to his father) are therefore a threat to the very foundation of the historical alliance between the U.S. and Europe. This is why John Kerry is, a priori, perceived with so much sympathy. He personifies the promise of an America that will get back on track--more just, more cohesive, more generous. In brief, less "unilateral." So that we can still all remain "American" in years to come.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you.
- posted by Andrew @ Saturday, March 13, 2004